Tom Cruise

Tom cruise has to be the most enthusiastic film star ever, managing no less than four film premieres for Mission Impossible III in New York recently. Hats off to the man that spends hours signing autographs when he visits Leicester Square for his London premieres, no wonder his fans love him.

Apprentices Know Nothing About Amstrad

In tonight's episode of the apprentice, the candidates faced interview by three of Sir Alan's trusted recruitment consultants (or should that be rottweilers). Most shocking was that none of the apprentices had actually bothered to take the time to find out what Amstrad actually does - a pretty poor show in our opinion. If you're thinking of applying for the next show, you'd better check the Amstrad website to find out that they're actually big in Telecoms, Audio, TV, Video and Digital Satellite products. They're also big in e-mailer phones, which the apprentices would have noticed at their accommodation and being used by Sir Alan's secretary if they actually knew anything about Amstrad *sigh*.

For what it's worth, we thought Sir Alan missed a rough diamond in the shape of the "nice guy" Ansell, but who are we to argue with a guy that has a private yacht in the South of France.

Rooney - Why oh Why

Why do we always have to have our star player injured before the World Cup? Sven says it'll need a miracle for him to be able to play, start praying everybody.