England vs Sweden
Let's hope Sven didn't take too much notice of the documentary that was on about his affair with Faria Alam tonight, we don't want his performance for England vs Sweden to be affected.
As Faria has now learnt, if you are ever thinking of having an affair with your boss, remember never to send e-mails to anyone about it (trust no-one!) and refuse to answer questions about your personal life, no matter who is asking.
